Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Monday, February 07, 2011
In honor of Christina Aguilera flubbing of the national anthem on Super Bowl Sunday Dos Dames gives you this 2006 Saturday Night Live skit. Starring my favorite female comedian, the fantastically talented and seriously under-rated, Maya Rudolph! The SNL alumni sings a hysterical national anthem. She is channeling Beyonce, Whitney and all American Idol contestants into one terrifying persona.
Posted by Lisa & Sis at 2/07/2011
Sunday, February 06, 2011
I'm surprised by the end of the week I did not end up looking like Marty Feldman! Excel! Excel! That is not a cheer motivating you or me to succeed; it's how I spent my week. Eyes focused on the monitor, pupils dilated, clicking at the keys, calculations racing through my mind. This is so far removed from the superstar R&B singer or awarding winning female sports journalist I was going to be when I was 10. Oh well, it pays the bills and trips! We made a Dos Dames decision on Friday night to try and pull off a rainy "Oscar Saturday." We were going to try and see three, possibly four nominated movies - The Fighter, The King's Speech, True Grit and Black Swan. We made it through two; Kings Speech and The Fighter and called it quits. Thoroughly enjoyed them both. As my mama put it on the ride home, "One guy did not want to talk and the other guy wouldn't shut up." LOL At the first theatre, we got a drink and I ordered some popcorn. The 16 year old bright eyed and bushy tailed lass that took my order could NOT comprehend why I only wanted a small when for $1.00 more I could have the gigantic bucket of popcorn and a keg of Coke. I politely said no, I'll take the small and she went at it again. This time I said, "no thanks!" My mom called me grouchy whatever my bladder appreciated my firm stance. Between flicks we stopped at Firehouse Subs. Another first Southern dining experience since moving here. The last thing my mom or I ever want is full-blown attention thrust upon us in a public setting, so the old man behind the counter with the NY accent who said "Youse ladies eva beens herse befah?", at the top of his lungs was a bit of a jolt. We both replied we had not and we got, "Wahl, Wahl, Wahl." Still have no idea what all that was. He gave us a "tour" of the menu and we made our way down to the ordering counter. A very alert, fresh face serious young woman began to take our order. She asked my mom what she wanted. Mom said a tuna sandwich and then off to the races we went! The young lady said "Ma'am will that be fully involved?" WTH? We looked at each other, we looked at her, she looked at us like what's the problem ladies. I said, "um what is fully involved?" In a breaking the sound barrier pace she replied, "mustard mayonnaise tomato lettuce pickle onion cheese." Count me officially old, who knew the new "everything on it" was now "fully involved!" This brought on the giggles and once at our table howling laughter. Along with many bad puns. I posted a picture of my sandwich on FaceBook and typed - "my new relationship." I had no clue I had to practice "safe eating." Call us easily entertained! My cousin Diane got off the best line on FB when referring to sandwich relationships - "remember cousin it's what's on the inside that counts." We can NEVER take a joke or story too far, never, ever! Wasn't rooting for either team on Super Bowl Sunday only interested in winning one of the two pools I was in. My contribution to the spread was the below Artichoke-Spinach dip. That's a wrap for Week 5.
Posted by Lisa & Sis at 2/06/2011
The week started with rainfall and continued to fall on multiple days. The first dry day out included a walk to the mail center where I found the truck just arriving, so had to kill some time before retrieving whatever was delivered. As I looked around the first thing I saw, would have been hard to miss, was the below truck trailer. Why was it parked here and what did it contain? Very soon I saw workers unloading pine straw, (needles to us from the left coast), for the usual winter ground cover. By late afternoon these little bales had popped up all over. The next thing spotted was a horse trailer, still looking for the horse! Then this garage sign, was it "Container Day?" Finally Saturday arrived and we had plans to view a couple of movies not playing On Demand. The first movie was " The King's Speech" and we enjoyed it but the theater seats gave me a few problems. If I sat all the way back my feet didn't reach the floor! If I sat forward, no back support and we thought of seeing another movie here?! Uh no, I needed to have blood flowing in my legs to walk and back support so I can stand up to walk. Since we hadn't eaten that morning we decided to get lunch, preferably a sandwich and soup. The closest eatery we spotted wasn't one we had tried before. Its whole theme is a firehouse, unfortunately they do not serve soup, but we were there and hungry. I must say their verbage is interesting when they take your order. LOL, maybe Lisa will tell you that story. This is their tabletop design of a Dalmation's coat but it reminded me of the place that cows recommend you to eat more chicken. We enjoyed our sandwiches and found ourselves giggling through our meal at what we thought were some quirky things there. We finished and headed for the next theater to see a second feature, "The Fighter", and again we enjoyed it. On the marquee as we parked I saw the ad posted below and was so tempted but had to talk myself down. We had spent a good part of our day out being in a darken room but as we drove home talking and laughing there was this slip of the moon that matched our smiles! Sunday brought the SuperBowl and we planned on these chicken drummettes, potato salad, corn on the cob and Lisa's artichoke/spinach dip, ummm, as an appetizer. Don't like the skin on these little buggers so I take it off and hope some day I'll find the skinless ones. Didn't really settle down until the second half but was happy with Green Bay winning.